"Goat rodeo" is American slang for something going totally, unbelievably, disastrously wrong — and there's nothing left to do but sit back and watch. We keep goats here on site, and if you've ever been around them, you'll know they are excellent mischief makers.

Yes — free shipping on all UK orders over £50.

We aim to ship within 2 working days. Once it's on its way, expect delivery within 5 working days. During busy seasonal periods this may take a little longer — we'll always let you know.

We ship via Royal Mail and DPD depending on your order size and location. You'll receive tracking notifications once your order is on its way.

Our products come in glass or metal jars — both readily recyclable in your home bins. Our postal packaging is home compostable. Our labels are made from polypropylene: not widely recyclable, but food safe and damage resistant, which limits product waste.

Yes — within 14 days of delivery for a full refund or exchange. Items must be returned unopened and in resalable condition. Email us at hello@goatrodeogoods.com and we'll sort you out. Please package returns well — we can't accept liability for damage on the return journey.

We're so sorry. Email us at hello@goatrodeogoods.com within 24 hours with a photo of the damage and we'll make it right.

Unopened, our products have a shelf life of 18 months. Once opened, we recommend consuming within 3 months and storing in the fridge.

Yes — all Goat Rodeo Goods products are suitable for vegans.

Some do. All allergens are clearly listed on each product label and on the individual product listings on our website. Always check the label before consuming.

Full ingredient lists and nutritional information are on every product label and on each product listing in our shop.

Supporting good food and responsible sourcing matters to us. We source British and local produce where it's in season and available, and vet all suppliers to make sure their ethics match ours.

All of our products are made by us, in our production kitchen in Stirlingshire, Scotland.

We'd love to hear from you. Find us on Faire to place a first or repeat trade order: goatrodeogoods.faire.com